Lilo saves the day

Dance instructor : Lilo why are you all wet?
Lilo: Today's sandwich day.
Dance instructor: (sighs)
Lilo: (breathes deep) Every Thursday I give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Dance instructor: Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: But today we were out of peanut butter and I asked my sister what to give him and she said tuna! (Whispers to dance instructor) Do you know what tuna is?
Dance instructor: Fish?
Lilo: (yelling) IT'S FISH! IF I GAVE PUDGE A TUNA SANDWICH IT'D BE AN ABOMINATION! I'M LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY PEANUT BUTTER BECAUSE ALL WE HAVE IS STINKY TUNA!!
Dance instructor: Lilo why is the important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.

(Lilo & Stitch)